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A Toast

"If the ocean were beer and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up.
But the ocean's not beer, and I'm not a duck,
So raise up your glass and shut the fuck up!"

How to Take Over the World

  1. Seduce the president of France
  2. Get them to tell you the nuke codes
  3. Make a sex tape with the president of France
  4. ???
  5. Profit

A Joke